My Name's Stefan. Just trying to be myself :)

Think I might return to see if there’s anything to rofl at. If anybody wants to hear the most awful-sounding piece of music in history, please contact me. Peace out :)

louischatburn:

the woman is raped
condom splits

The guy usually thinks that the rape part is acceptable too.

…Because they couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.

IS HUMOUR!

so… BRING DA AMBALAMPS

gracebrown:

NEW YEARS EVE, what do you have in store for me.

nufink coz ur a loozer

Stranger: QUICK!!

You: WHAT

Stranger: What do your nipples look like?

Stranger: hey :)

You: BIG AND ROUND

Stranger: heh :)Stranger: oooh

Stranger: on nice boobs?

You: Im a man -.-

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

tomjhardwick:

(via i-r-jordan)

Duhhhhhhhhhhhh.