My Name's Stefan.: Archive

I haven't used Tumblr in months

Think I might return to see if there’s anything to rofl at. If anybody wants to hear the most awful-sounding piece of music in history, please contact me. Peace out :)

Jun 16th

i think abortion is acceptable under these...

louischatburn: the woman is raped condom splits The guy usually thinks that the rape part is acceptable too.

Feb 23rd

Why wasn't christ born in Poland?

…Because they couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. IS HUMOUR!

Feb 23rd

I never come one here

so… BRING DA AMBALAMPS

Feb 23rd

1 note

Jan 10th

1 note

gracebrown: NEW YEARS EVE, what do you have in store for me. nufink coz ur a loozer

Dec 31st

fffffock

Stranger: QUICK!! You: WHAT Stranger: What do your nipples look like? Stranger: hey :) You: BIG AND ROUND Stranger: heh :)Stranger: oooh Stranger: on nice boobs? You: Im a man -.- Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dec 21st

Nov 20th

FUK U GUYZ

Nov 17th

Need money

tomjhardwick: (via i-r-jordan) Duhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Nov 17th

iam-sayum: children in need on friday, if girls bring waxing strips to 6th form, I’ll get waxed if people pay Dats alowt o’ hair.

Nov 17th

When I revise, nothing goes in.

(via i-r-jordan) But when tutored by Stefan Harvey, it’s a totally different scenario (H)

Nov 17th

20 notes

pokemon formspring

sushankbastola: If you were chased along Sunset Strip by Pamela Anderson sporting a chainsaw would you a) Send out your Magikarp and try to splash her to death or b) Send out your Pidgey, who’s confused, so you’re risking him using tackle on himself. I think Magikarp so that the water from the splash would wet her top ;);) She’s already sawed her own boobs off in anger.

Nov 17th

but

When the ship goes down is the best… and that’s about Guns :P ‘I’m comin’ out blastin’ like Yosemite Sam’

Nov 17th

I want to get high

tomjhardwick: sooooooooooooooooo high I love how Cypress Hill lyrics influence others to recite more lyrics about d00bi33z.

Nov 17th

I never use Tumblr

but I am now, so just to say, HITS FROM THE BONG.

Nov 17th

Oct 27th

Oct 25th

Crunchy nut cornflakes are like the shitty, fail...

i-r-jordan: kame-hame-ha: (via urmum) Crunchy nut cornflakes are like the shitty, fail better in every way, version of Frosties. ;) so true I am a crunchy nut virgin because I would die if I ate them :P

Oct 6th

Oct 1st

I have a skill...

My skill is spreading my poo in profound places without realising until I see / smell it on such objects.

Sep 30th

ICT

 *katie puts her head on the desk*
Jordan: Ohh look Katie's dead
 *she moves*
Jordan and George: Awww no she isn't shame..
I could imagine George pulling out a big hammer like in super smash bros. and repeadtedly hitting her head after you saying: 'Ohh look Katie's dead'

Sep 30th

When you all go to Alexisonfire and Four Year...

tomjhardwick: I’m going to sit here and whimp, all alone. I’m so fucking jelous, sushank give me your ticket hindu! I’ll comfort (pleasure) you Tom, I’ll sing songs (fallaite) for you and bring you (make you cum) food.

Sep 29th

i honestly cannot wait for alexisonfire and four...

sushankbastola: i might cry, over the thought of seeing them. 18 more days Wann go!!!

Sep 29th

mum's bringing a kebab home

sushankbastola: been home alone for ages! The Kebab’s been alone?

Sep 29th

Hate how people on facebook post irrelevant...

(via tomjhardwick) I also hate it when people say stuff like ‘Can’t believe you just said that, shows how useless you are and that you can’t talk to anybody’ and only a few people know what they’re on about. It just shows they’re too scared to say it to that person’s face and they call it ‘private’ but they’re hinting something to their...

Sep 29th

BOOBIES

Sep 28th

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Sep 28th

Haven't

been on here in ages. I am satisfied with these malteser-brownie things.

Sep 26th

Aug 29th

...still at it.

completecarnage: redmonddddd: completecarnage: redmonddddd: You’d be smoking my fags, how is that fair?! clearly sushank loves me why is that so clear? well, i don’t know not really, but ‘pall mall’ aren’t really cigarettes are they, poor excuses for them. haha :):)

Aug 29th

haha twitchy smokers.

completecarnage: redmonddddd: completecarnage: redmonddddd: completecarnage: redmonddddd: YOU DARE SUSHANK!!! i payed for them!!! don’t be a cunt. sushank, think “what would callum do” sushank, think of how long you’ve known me and how much i’d want to chop of your balls if you did give my fags away :) think of what callum would do, then think of what callum would do if she did...

Aug 29th

I have a bin on my foot

by choice.

Aug 29th